Why haven’t I posted in so long?
Well. I thought of a few excuses, off the top of my head.
But then I decided to go with the truth.
I was threatened, by gangsters. My work makes The Boss’s daughter terribly insecure, so I was told to stop sharing it or they’d forcefully cut off all my hair and put me in a room with only Comic Sans for company. I kid you not. Those horrible people.
I won’t bore you with the tale of how I managed to escape their tyranny and start posting again (hint: sea turtles, mate) but until then, I have so much random work I need to put up. Gonna get right to it.
And you thought it was laziness didn’t you?